Remember. When times are hard and the world is dark, there is always nasty transgender sex
“Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me?” by Fall Out Boy
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unpopular opinion: bad bitches SHOULD be pitted against each other
I love when my cat meows at me and I can see her little teeths cause she looks like this
My cat is being oh so meanies to me but I can’t take her seriously because everytime she opens her mouth to yell at me she becomes a stapler remover
kicked out of another chess club for repeatedly sneaking my new piece ‘the warlock’ onto the board
aflo:
wakes up on time, showers, gets dressed, eats breakfast, and drinks coffee, then calmly lays back down in bed and goes back to sleep
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How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before
ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated
this tweet is making me choke to death
1. precisely
2. really really enjoying this phrasing
Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there
he got raptured
intactics-deactivated20211231:
and i don’t necessarily believe any of this i’m just saying words recreationally
the last sentence of my thesis
0rdi:
Ough. Those first 400 bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better.
